dad just offered me food, but had the look like he wanted me to say no. I said yes please and he was all like “ffs I was just trying to be nice, but whatever have it, i’ll just have one then hmph” he’s now in his office, probably sulking. my god

Ed Sheeran:  it's dark in a cold december, but i've got you to keep me warm
Me:  except I live in australia and if you try to keep me warm in december, you will stick to me with sweat and we gonna have a problem up in here