satyriasis-and-nymphomaniacs:
i dont have your nudes

and that’s how it’s going to stay haha

princewarblersteenagedream:

blaineytroye-anderson:

screaming-towards-apotheosis:

sebadasstian-stan:

agentsofthenterprise:

so how about a movie starring Chris Evans, Chris Pine, Chris Hemsworth, and Chris Pratt directed by Christopher Nolan naturally titled The Crisis 

THE CHRISIS

Coming out this Christmas

Written by Chris Colfer

Music by Darren Criss

(via gemimalee)

I hope I never get famous, too many people have my nudes.

meladoodle:

*prosecuting lawyer voice* i have only one question for the defendant… ‘guiltypersonsayswhat?’
“what?” 
haha owned you’re going to jail

(Source: meladoodle, via rain-force)